Clocking in

This morning at 5am I got out of bed, went downstairs and wanked. Then came back to bed.

I've never done that before.

I slept much better for it.

Mistress asked why I did that. She says we fucked the night before last, why did I need to wank?

I'm not clocking it. I'm horny I'm horny. Who cares what did or didn't happen the night before last?