SEO for sex

How much do you know about SEO? Search Engine Optimisation? I’m no expert (and I can’t spell either!) but here’s a little insight into how I named my last blog article.

The most visited page of my blog is the blog article captioned ‘Anal Sex’. This page has been viewed 36,664 times. The next most visited page is ‘Strap on punishment’, viewed only 1,550 times. But compare these with the 10th most visited page that has only had 119 views.

What does this tell you? It tells me that you are a kinky bunch!

It also shows that the title you give an article, or the name you give the image associated with the article, will drive the amount of traffic you get.

So I decide to use a provocative title – ‘cumming in her mouth’. But I am not sure how to spell it. Is it ‘cumming in her mouth’ or ‘cuming in her mouth’? I don’t know. Anyway, which will attract the highest number of visitors to my blog? That’s what really matters – not how you should spell it, but how the world actually searches on it.

So I go to Google trends, and I ask Google to compare the two terms, and tell me how much traffic each attracts. I get this result.



That’s why I named the article the way I did.

So there you have it. SEO for the perverts!