One – number of orgasms I’ve had today.
Two – number of orgasms I’ve had in the last 24 hours.
Three – number of times David has fucked Mistress in the arse.
Four – number of times David has fucked Mistress.
Five – number of weeks Mistress has been seeing David.
Mistress tells me She does not count or keep score. She just enjoys. I count.
She and I have roughly doubled the amount of sex we have together since She took up with him.
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What is it with us men? We should count our blessings; instead we transform our lives into statistics. If you wake me up in the middle of the night, I can tell you without hesitation how many days have gone since my last orgasm, and how many orgasms my Wife has had since then.
Just another reason why more women should take the lead in their relationships!
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